Total Medals Earned: 380 (From 50 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,625 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (40/500 points)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (35/70 points)
Medals Earned: 69/100 (1,020/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 26/30 (250/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (475/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/80 points)
Medals Earned: 14/16 (350/380 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (190/190 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/110 points)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (140/140 points)
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Escape the room in less than a minute
Escape the Room 5 times
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
05 - Jump off the top rope
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Complete the poem and get fatty's clothes
Scare away the ram
Complete all divisions in the colosseum
Defeat the sailor in Oh, Ship!
Get kicked out of the city
Help all of the G-units
Don't kill the boatman
Fly to mount Olympus
Knock out the farm boy
Complete Hades' game
Make Cuboy say "I am upside down" in Fly High Mountain Guy
Complete the game
Kill the boatman
At least you've tried...
You've saved some lives.
With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
You've saved almost everyone
You've survived the night without hurting anyone!
Complete the game and survive.
Complete the game without firing a single shot.
Survive and save two of your friends.
You are even worse than the undead...
Make sure Bill passes away calmly.
Survive without getting any friends.
That's an easy way out.
Escape the UEFS Horizon.
Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.
Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.
Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.
Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.
